Mother: “What
did you learn in Religious School today?”
Child: “I learned about the crossing of the sea in the Exodus story.”
Mother: “Tell
me the story?”
Child: Well,
when the Israelites came to the shores of the sea they saw that the Egyptian
army was closing in on them. So Moses posted a Tweet and then updated his
Facebook status asking for reinforcements and soon thereafter a fleet of drones
appeared and attacked the Egyptian army, holding them off. That gave the
Israelites time to build a pontoon bridge across the sea. As soon as the
Israelites had finished crossing, Miriam and the women danced, taunting the
Egyptians. I don't think they were twerking, but it was pretty offensive, I guess. The Egyptians got angry and stormed across the bridge, but Moses and
the Israelites used remote detonators to blow it up before they could reach the
Israelite’s side. The Egyptians couldn’t swim and there were crocodiles. It
wasn’t pretty.”
Mother: “Is that really what they taught you?”
Child: “Well…not exactly, but if I told you what they really taught me, you’d never believe it!”
Mother: “Is that really what they taught you?”
Child: “Well…not exactly, but if I told you what they really taught me, you’d never believe it!”
